birdhism:

Happy Pride Month! 

heyepiphora:

Sex toy giveaway: rock your G-spot!

Just a few months ago, I crowned Fun Factory’s Stronic G pulsator the best sex toy of 2017. Its automated back-and-forth thrusting motion and perfectly-hooked tip are a G-spotting dream. Now, I’M GIVING A BUNCH AWAY FOR FREE! Eight, in fact, thanks to the generosity of Fun Factory!

So, how can you win this self-thrusting wonder? Find out on my blog! 

Giveaway ends 5/15.

passionandsugar:

you: Hans plot twist

me, an intellectual: Ernesto De La Cruz plot twist

doodledrawsthings:

so I finally saw Coco and man, I don’t even remember the last time I cried in a movie theater. If you get the chance, go watch it it’s a really good time.

catsbeaversandducks:

“I make him do “The Circle of Life” with me on the anniversary of his adoption.”

Year 1: “Oh this is cool!!!”
Year 2: “This again?”
Year 3: “I’m too old for this, Jeffrey.” 

Photo by jeffreybbbbbbbb

solidsnakesasscheeks:

door-maker-gal:

I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person

I could be a porn bot if I wanted to

chestnutmane:

It’s hard to explain, or people don’t want to understand(?)

chuwenjie:

Some recent illustrations inspired by my personal life! Enjoy! 

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tastefullyoffensive:

Me on Thanksgiving. (by Bird Strips)

acelaces:

Eduardo and his creator Nina Valarosa

bushofire:

realestsuggestions:

i would sleep so much better with your arms wrapped around me